HOW TO BEAT A FEMINNIST by Ifeoluwa Kayode-Dada

Recent years have birthed the advent of a lot of activism and movements. One of these movements happens to be, the feminist movement. The feminist movement in turn has birthed a tribe of people called “Feminists” (BOTANICAL NAME: Trouble Makers). A lot of people are tired of these creatures called feminists because of their constant bickering about women’s rights and policing men’s actions, all of which are outrageous.
In the interest of everyone, i did my research and found the solution.

Yes, I found the way to beat feminists (in every sense of the word). I have observed them in their natural habitat (twitter) and discovered the secret to destroying feminism and feminists. First off, my research shows that to annihilate these creatures you’ll need special armor which consists of the following:

1.) THE HELMET OF KNOWLEGDE Feminists act like they know it all, always researching about the patriarchy and other ways to annoy themselves, then lecturing everyone about it. Half the time no one understands them, tambalout, in 1824 women were being killed that’s why we must rise up. What we must do is to beat them with our minds first, read books and engage them in conversation to show them that feminism is useless in spite of all the historical evidence that show its use.

2.) THE SHIELD OF FAITHFULLNESS
This shield is difficult to forge but it is necessary for the war ahead. Those creatures always say “men are scum” because of bitter experiences in relationships so we can fight this with faithfulness and integrity in relationships so they have nothing to say. For instance as Folake, the feminist is about to post men are scum on twitter, her boyfriend, who is a part of the war effort buys her diner, she is well fed and feels loved so therefore she cannot type the nonsense again.

3.) THE BREASTPLATE OF PEACE
I know warriors, that we like to drag feminists into everything and troll them for nothing because it’s fun but hear me out, it’s a wrong tactic for war. Feminist are trained to engage, they will win on that front but what they can’t comprehend is peace. Yes, feminists are aliens who feed on war and conflict, the more you fight with them the more they grow and multiply. To destroy them we must keep the peace to starve them.

4.) THE SANDALS OF BLAMELESSNESS
Warriors, these ties in with peace it will be difficult but war is strategy. In our effort with these creatures we must remember that we are being watched so therefore be blameless in all your dealings soilders so you may fight without spots or wrinkle.

5.) THE SWORD OF UNDERSTANDING
There is no understanding these creatures, but in order to destroy them this is a tactic we must employ. These creatures are used to violence so warrior, we must bring them to a terrain in our favor, understanding. Engage with them as people and not in the light of the stereotypes, it will stall them as they are not used to this behavior, then you can strike.

6.) THE PANKERE OF JUSTICE
This is a weapon of last resort because of the severity of its consequences if used. After trying all the above steps to no avail use this one, it’s only for the 11% who are the hardened ones and the most unruly. Assuming, they were not so unfeminine all we will need to administer this punishment is to get a man who will simply say “kneel down, raise up your hands and close your eyes, I’ll give you 30 strokes” and they’ll comply but these women are not to be toyed with hence they need to face justice. My warriors to deal with these women you need to be watchful, follow her after work until you catch her alone then you can bring her to justice anyhow you like.

Feminism needs to be canceled; it never needed to exist in the first place. Yes it is the movement that fought for women’s rights and education but now in the face of femicide, rape and domestic violence it should not be so wide spread. Christine de Pisan, Mary Wollstonecraft and all the women simply fighting and have fought for women’s rights as feminists should not have done anything or better yet shouldn’t have labeled it as feminism because when women come together in this fashion we birth these feminist creatures. I can guarantee that my method works and I will like your feedback, my warriors, we will conquer and come out victorious.

Finally, we will see what the world will look like without feminism.